I am sure that we can all agree on one thing: GUNS KILL, PEOPLE DON’T.
If I have seen it a hundred times I have seen it once. An innocent guy is walking down the street at 2:00 am. All of a sudden, out of nowhere, a handgun jumps out from an alley and into the hand of the innocent bystander. Those handguns are agile little creatures. Before he even knows it, the innocent bystander has a gun in his hand pointed at another guy. The gun seems to have a magnetic force which causes the guy’s finger to move onto the trigger and pull. And another guy is dead due to the evil force of a handgun.
Of course the guy who pulled the trigger tries to tell the authorities that he didn’t do it on purpose. “Apparently”, he says, “the gun pulled its own trigger and made me the villain. I am going to have to sue the manufacturer of the gun because it is to blame for the death of that other guy.”
Interestingly, handguns seem to never try this trick with people who have trained with handguns and who have a legitimate permit to carry a handgun. Apparently handguns know that they should not fool around with those people. That is because those with a carry permit are in charge of their guns, not the other way around.
But if you are a person without a legitimate carry permit, I would be very careful because those guns will seek you out and get you in some serious trouble.
OF COURSE, THIS IS SATIRE. I am sick of people blaming guns for violence. All violent deaths are tragic. But, every time some lunatic kills a bunch of people the gun control morons come out and try to eliminate our second amendment rights. They talk of their belief that we should ban automatic weapons. Guess what, already done. The government has banned the sale and possession of fully automatic weapons (except by those with a special federal permit) for many years. These morons don’t understand guns and don’t understand the difference between an automatic and a semiautomatic weapon. And if they do understand it makes their case stronger, in their own minds, to say automatic as opposed to semiautomatic.
In our increasingly socialistic society, guns are made the villains but the people who fire them are generally seen as victims. I hope enough Americans will get their heads out and see the truth. Morons who fire the guns illegally are the villains. Lets manage that problem and stop picking on those innocent guns.